No Father Of Mine (1998)

Summary
Tom Yardley, an unemployed man living in South London, discovers that he is the son of God but doesn't feel like doing anything about it. God, who speaks to Tom through the intercom system in his flat, tries to convince His son to spread His word, but comes up against a poor attitude and tendency to play the victim. Also stars Monica Flarter as Tom's never-married mother.

Director
Carlton Estwick

Cinematographer
Greaves Talbot

Cast

 * Seth Pedger (Tom Yardley)
 * Sam Bathwest (Voice of God)
 * Monica Flarter (Clarissa Yardley)
 * Helmut Karff (Stoned Neighbour)
 * Sally Parkins (Greta Goodwelt)

Top Trivia
British director Carlton Estwick campaigned for five years to have this film made, but never succeeded. Except one day he did.

Notable Quotes
Voice of God: Son, listen to me, Glastonbury starts today. I need you to go out there and-

Tom: Not interested.

Voice of God: It'll be worth it, just hear me out.

Tom: Why should I? You've never been a father to me. I've never had a chance. I could have gone to technical college, you know.

Voice of God: Well, really, there was nothing to stop you from going to technical college.

Tom: Pssht. You don't know the first thing about it.

Voice of God: Tom, what can I say to get through to you?

Tom: Are we finished? I've got Super Mario on pause.

Critical Reception
"It'll make you wish that God could be everyone's father!" - Patrick Tosh, Daily Precipice