Guitars That Don't Make You Happy (1979)

Summary
Impoverished whelp Tito Fettucine is given an unbelivable opportunity - to apprentice for an instrument-maker in Sicily. But when a shadowy figure tells him that he is the last remaining descendant to King Zoltan, crowned ruler of Bobbophlux IV, Tito has to decide wether to follow his dream of instrument-making, or the delusions of his own mind.

Director
Piccolo Paruzzio

Producer
Catchphrase Films

Cast

 * Rico Schmageggie (Alola The Hooded One)
 * Bobby Huntsacker (Tito Fettuccine)
 * Margot Childs (Chimerical Jill) [uncredited]

Top Trivia
Special effects whiz Ron Rancini created an elaborate street scene to portray the capital of Bobbophlux IV, only to have it discarded by director Paruzzio. Infamous director Schmageggie appeared in the film, and all his lines were improvised.

Notable Quotes
Alola: Folo! Bolillae cunty slalom pushmooo-

Tito: Did you say-

Alola: I wasn't finished. Pushmooobuggerbudgie. I greet you from your homeworld gentle king with a swinger wanger!

Tito: Huh?

Critical Reception
"This film is nothing but hack director Schmageggie making up words in an abandoned warehouse, to which Bobby Huntsacker replies "what?" or "huh?" . Why does Paruzzio keep assaulting us with these films?" - Roberta Storn, Filmgiggle Monthly.