Lest The Foibles Ruin My Suit (1976)

Summary
An English fop finds himself in Louisiana, where he mercilessly lambasts the inability of the local populace to properly care for his habiliments. He learns a lesson in humility when an exiled member of the French aristocracy calls him a pathetic little  connard.

Director
Carson Welk

Cast

 * Sam Bathwest (Bertram Grosvenor)
 * Paul Wingtip (Bobby Lee Larsen)
 * Laurent Gagnon (Pascal De Saint-Pierre)
 * Tony Stacchio (Jim Bob Taccone)
 * 'Cat Dog' McMahon (Himself)

Top Trivia
There was a real-life rivalry between Sam Bathwest and Laurent Gagnon on set. Every day Bathwest would put a plastic snake somewhere in Gagnon's trailer, while Gagnon laced Bathwest's meals with arsenic.

Notable Quotes
Bertram: My cravat is caked in salad cream from one of those vulgar hamburgers that you people insist on eating.

Bobby Lee: Aw now, that's just mayonnaise. It'll wash right out, sure 'nuff.

Bertram: Wash a cravat! Oh, you poor, poor boy. If it's not too taxing, could you point me in the direction of a passable milliner? The band on my Wellington is in a deplorable state.

Bobby Lee: A-whaa'?

Critical Reception
"What the film lacks in character depth, it makes up for in peaked lapels." - Hans Pekman, Modern Dress