Jupiter Jones: Space Hooker (1971)

Summary
Set in the Distant 1980s, vice detective / nearly naked nymph Jupiter Jones uses her charms and breasts to solve the mystery of the sniffing crotch bandit who kills.

Director
Rico Schmageggie

Producer
Piccolo Paruzzio

Cast

 * Talulla Foster (Jupiter Jones)
 * Vince Nobert (Benjamin Franklin)
 * 'Cat Dog' McMahon (Himself)

Top Trivia

 * Producer Piccolo Paruzzio insisted on being on set 130% of the time- a mathematical impossibility most were too frightened to point out.
 * Talulla Foster lost a record 110lbs of ankle fat to play Jupiter - a move which still didnt earn her a prestigious Golden Howard because her breasts obscured any view of her face.

Notable Quotes
Cat Dog: Dayam Bitch! I never catdogged no runaway nurse!

Jupiter: Holy crap!

Sniffing Crotch Bandit: Yeah, you caught me Jupiter Jones. Now what'll you do with me?

Jupiter: Holy crap!

Critical Reception
"Lights up your underwear like the 4th of July!" - George Walling, Unlikely Similes Monthly