Frenchie Freak-up! (1965)

Summary
When Frenchston Filimore finds a pink mushroom under his pet tree's trunk, he goes on a wild freakout into the land of giant fruit and rainbows, where under the wing of Corporal Groove he embarks on many adventures accessible to all key demographic targets.

Director
Baxter Marketer

Producer
Swango Enterprises

Cast

 * Steven Reubens (Frenchie Filimore)
 * Cappa Bongo Glowfinger (Corporal Groove)
 * Gam Cheng Sing (Exotic hippie)

Top Trivia
This was the first film to be made completely with marketing in mind. Swango Enterprises were keen to profit off the swinging 60s, and with Jamaican-born percussionist and Woodstock favourite Cappa Bongo Glowfinger, they knew they were onto a sure thing. Despite some protest from the peacenik movement (outraged that a corporation could profit from their free-loving attitudes), their ineptitude at organising an effective blockade of marketing meant the film succeeded.

Notable Quotes
Frenchie: Oh man Captain Groove, the river of love has turned brown! What happened to the colors, man?

Captain Groove: It's the bad Juju of modern times my brother. All the hatred and white collar attitudes have bled the life away!

Frenchie: How do we get the color and flavor back?

Captain Groove: Cokie Colas man. Drink as many as you can. They're a great price, and taste so groovy. And make love. As much love as you can.

Critical Reception
Geoff Whitecollar of Business Weekly Monthly wrote: "This film has nothing but contempt for what we, as hard working Americans do to improve the U.S economy while those smelly, hairy 'sex do-ers' are sleeping in every day."