Frankhelm Musselaf

Filmography as Director

 * Bedpans Don't Lie In Wait, They Lie In Knowledge (1981)
 * Bejunk! (1981)
 * Night Fever Bursaries (1981)

Top Trivia
Frankhelm Musselaf is an elusive figure in the cinema world, rarely granting interviews with the press. Since he ceased making films in the early 1980s, it is believed he's been holed up in an abandoned flour silo in the Russian hinterland, working on a giant book of jokes.

Notable Quotes
"I film what I believe, not what I want you to believe. If you believe it, then please stop. My beliefs are copyrighted. I'm serious."